Don't pass up your chance to own an elf! That's right, I am selling a near-mint condition Kaz! He has many useful skills and can steal things for you and provide company when engaging in stupid activities. Why, then you may ask, am I selling this Kaz? Well, I am no longer able to afford to feed this Kaz and I am forced to sell him. I ran out of food, but maybe you won't!
Kaz subsists on a diet of tacos and anything he finds on the floor. Refrigerator for food storage is not included. Kaz comes complete with his massive collection of pewter Warhammer figures. Bathing and de-lousing of Kaz is winner's responsibility. Kaz will be shipped in a small box via Fed-Ex air mail.
Remember, this Kaz is in near-mint condition, so good luck bidding!